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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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12:14 AM • Friday • 166,160 notes

rumour:

has it

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12:05 AM • Thursday • 237,234 notes

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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12:05 AM • Thursday • 339,588 notes

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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12:05 AM • Thursday • 921,948 notes
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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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12:04 AM • Thursday • 156,018 notes
Anonymous: what is your sexual orientation 

unshaped:

to wake up late for college and come back home early from college

12:03 AM • Thursday • 61 notes
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

12:03 AM • Thursday • 187,381 notes

dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

(Source: dampsandwich, via lotsofconfetti)

11:07 PM • Sunday • 201,655 notes

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory, via plunged)

11:06 PM • Sunday • 152,220 notes

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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11:06 PM • Sunday • 391,613 notes

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

image

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11:06 PM • Sunday • 102,982 notes
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kreepykacey:

"how dare you want to abort that child you do not want!"

"how dare you want support from the government for the child we forced you to raise against your will!"

"how dare your child grow up and look suspicious! we have the right to kill him!"

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7:32 AM • Sunday • 379 notes
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