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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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3:28 PM • Friday • 148,910 notes

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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11:49 AM • Friday • 108,421 notes
parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

10:43 AM • Friday • 420,554 notes

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

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10:45 AM • Thursday • 128,725 notes

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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10:22 AM • Thursday • 518,832 notes

burntlashes:

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

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10:19 AM • Thursday • 14,564 notes
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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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10:18 AM • Thursday • 720,824 notes

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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12:30 AM • Thursday • 391,744 notes