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shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

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9:52 PM • Thursday • 78,525 notes

beerito:

follow for more complaining

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9:52 PM • Thursday • 152,658 notes

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

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9:52 PM • Thursday • 146,362 notes

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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9:50 PM • Thursday • 255,623 notes

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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9:47 PM • Thursday • 27,171 notes

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

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9:47 PM • Thursday • 92,570 notes
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Anonymous: tell us your most embarrassing story 

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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9:38 PM • Thursday • 113,891 notes

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

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9:37 PM • Thursday • 73,054 notes

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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9:36 PM • Thursday • 147,239 notes
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foodchewer:

it’s beautiful outside (because i’m outside)

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9:30 PM • Thursday • 2,689 notes
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snazziest:

piplump:

Pizza is nasty

bitch u nasty

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9:05 PM • Wednesday • 325 notes