It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
to wake up late for college and come back home early from college
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO
you forget to cherish it
"how dare you want to abort that child you do not want!"
"how dare you want support from the government for the child we forced you to raise against your will!"
"how dare your child grow up and look suspicious! we have the right to kill him!"