Themes

rumour:

has it

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12:05 AM • Thursday • 225,927 notes

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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12:05 AM • Thursday • 325,771 notes

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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12:05 AM • Thursday • 897,879 notes
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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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12:04 AM • Thursday • 145,578 notes
Anonymous: what is your sexual orientation 

unshaped:

to wake up late for college and come back home early from college

12:03 AM • Thursday • 23 notes
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

12:03 AM • Thursday • 184,804 notes

dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

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11:07 PM • Sunday • 201,477 notes

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

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11:06 PM • Sunday • 148,973 notes

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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11:06 PM • Sunday • 389,934 notes

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

image

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11:06 PM • Sunday • 102,354 notes
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kreepykacey:

"how dare you want to abort that child you do not want!"

"how dare you want support from the government for the child we forced you to raise against your will!"

"how dare your child grow up and look suspicious! we have the right to kill him!"

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But if these years have taught me anything it is this: you can never run away. Not ever. The only way out is in.

7:28 AM • Sunday • 865 notes