LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

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10:45 AM • Thursday • 120,954 notes

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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10:22 AM • Thursday • 516,117 notes


getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

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10:19 AM • Thursday • 10,667 notes
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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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10:18 AM • Thursday • 717,329 notes


eating clocks is really time consuming

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12:32 AM • Thursday • 636,878 notes


the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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12:30 AM • Thursday • 388,191 notes



so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???


and the next thing i know……


Do you live in a Sims game

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10:41 PM • Wednesday • 472,016 notes


STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

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10:39 PM • Wednesday • 343,594 notes

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

10:36 PM • Wednesday • 121,750 notes
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I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

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5:53 PM • Wednesday • 330,537 notes


life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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2:43 PM • Wednesday • 263,157 notes
It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.

2:43 PM • Wednesday • 37,771 notes


underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

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12:16 AM • Wednesday • 71,671 notes